The toddler’s latest reasons for tantrums:
1. Because I did not allow him to have chocolate to dip his chicken strips into.
2. Because I did not allow him to change his own poop-filled diaper.
3. Because I did not allow him to pour his own antibiotics.
4. Because I did not allow him to close the van door when the baby and myself were standing halfway in the doorway.
5. Because I wouldn’t let him write the One Artsy Mama newsletter.
6. Because I took away the giant knife of death from him.
7. Because I opened the front door and he didn’t (because he can’t reach the knob).
8. And finally, because I wouldn’t let him put feminine products in his own pants.
Crafty Chaos 